Disneyland | 01.15.11

The birthday girl. Initially I wasn’t going to go to Disneyland due to the cost ($100? fuck you), but when a friend of mine was willing to get me in for free, I decided to surprise her at the park.

With the help of mutual friend, Adam, I waited for her to leave the Haunted Mansion. When I saw her exiting, I violently bumped her shoulder and whispered “STUPID WHORE”, as I passed by.

She was taken aback and thought she’d have to fight someone… then recognized me and went into shock.

It worked out perfectly.

This combined with Comic Con, she will never trust me again.