Today was the employee party at OCPAC, and I made a point to go just so I could hear the old retired ladies who volunteer there say “10 YEARS?! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S 16.”

Yep, 10 years… and I got this tile/drink coaster.

I was hoping it was going to be a plate.
Sure, there’s the potential threat of lead poisoning but
at least I could eat off of it.