Some of the rifftrax going on in my head whenever Hudgens took the stage in  RENT at the Hollywood Bowl tonight

“Never have I wanted so much for Mimi to die…”

“JUST STOP THAT.”

“I should tell you…”
“… that you’re 14?”

“I’m hoping Collins smothers her with his purloined coat.”

(During Your Eyes)
“C'mon Roger, just snap her neck… she’s already dying.”

Sure, Vanessa Hudgens is 21 and looks the part, but her voice still sounds too Disney… so needless to say it was a little disturbing to hear her sing about the Clit Club.

Otherwise I enjoyed the show… strong cast and goddamn was Nicole Sherzinger hot as Maureen.