… PRESENTS!

We got this gift basket from the cosmetics company next door for being assh… ahem.. inconvenient to our parking situation.

However, due to the large amount of toner in the basket, the guys called it the “turnin’ 30” basket" and gave it to me. They further explained that they showed the folks next door my photo, asked them to throw in anything that that might make me “more caucasian”, and specifically asked them to put in a stick of deodorant.

Yeah. My bosses are hilarious assholes.