For two hours of our lives we were united
for two hours we sat together
we had been bonded by The Situation
and it was horrible.
One more for all you JERSEY SHORE fans out there. Fist pumping like champs.
I woke up from my nap last night with this on my tv, and continued to watch it to the very end.
me: Of course these guys are working in a tshirt shop with Jersey sayings on them.
him: what else would they be qualified to do?
me: wash cars
him: not sure I’d trust them with that.
me: I don’t know what else goes on there.
me: street sweepers?
me: there’s a girl who may or may not be asian, but im not sure because she’s orange. I’m so confused.