my guide to tumblr

• Joggingmymemory anytime I’m glowing about being an idiot in love, it’s because of this very handsome guy. Devout comedy nerd, lover of metal, horror, Tim & Eric, the Red Wings and for some reason loves me back.

• lightbox Jay’s brother, also a real photographer… he’s in town shooting the Oscars on the red carpet for Vanity Fair, fresh from shooting NY Fashion Week. Sometimes he tumbles photos from his adventures… like Anna Wintour or a shot of the crown from Black Swan.

• The Shalom  If there’s any reason I’m thankful for tumblr, it’s having met this guy in real life. He also posts sparingly and is the epitome of quality posts over quantity.

• The Daily What  All the latest memes and best videos culled from the internet. It also reports all the other things I need to know, like who’s dead and who has the biggest penis in hollywood. You know, news.

• Cheat Sheet This is my new favorite site for non-penis related actual news. Earthquakes, Libya, New Zealand… A speedy summary of news and must-reads from across the web.

• copycats user submitted covers, remixes, and mashups.
• glamsoda & walpaper My tumblr filters so I don’t have to follow everyone.
• indieandyy & lovelesswrists two people in relationships who seem to make it work. they give me hope that things work out in the end.
• everydayjonhill & mikekarnell because they’re funny and equally talented with their cameras. Also mike karnell inspires me to eat horrible food and is why I’m craving Cool Ranch Doritos right now.
• hellyeahrecipes because I love food.
• tumblangeles user submitted los angeles stuff.
• photojojo I would be happy to own everything in their store.
• fuckyeahcorgis because they’re the my dog equivalent to a panda and bring joy to my tumblr dashboard. How the fuck can you not like their dumb happy faces?
  FUCK YOU, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE.