Mission: Move Valorie as Far Away From Me As Possible

On Saturday, I am going on an adventure to attempt to move Valorie to SF.
Hurdles? I live in LA, she lives in San Diego and doesn’t have a drivers license. 

So Saturday, I will be waking up bright and early to take the newly opened Expo Line here in Culver to Downtown LA, then transferring to Union Station, then riding on that for 3 hours to San Diego, where we will somehow have to figure out how to pick up the uHaul and hope they will allow her to pay for it, and for me to drive it. 

Then from there, I drive her and her things up to SF and hope I don’t murder her on the 10 hour drive up. I also hope the truck doesn’t catch on fire. 

Sunday, I then have to drop off the uHaul and hop on an early flight fly back to LAX then take a cab back to my car.

If all goes well, I will be completely loaded on 20 mg of Flexeril to feel any residual pain from this experience.