Meh. I’ve been so goddamn depressed lately, and to cheer me up, some of my best friends, Grace and Marcela, have planned an impromptu Vegas trip.

Marcela has already prepared for my arrival by buying me the ice cream above.

(Don’t worry Adam, I will still be going to your Game of Thrones Going Away Medieval Times Spectacular to eat with my hands, wear a crown, and yell at undeserving strangers.)