liezl: I want this to be my wedding cake.
tony: you are the perfect girl
liezl: aren’t i? why aren’t you working
tony: because I’m plotting of ways to make you my bride
liezl: you may need a burlap sack and some chloroform
tony: check and check.
tony: I wouldn’t use burlap on you though, i’d make a nice wedding sack.
liezl: i hope it’s embroidered with the words wedding sack
tony: maybe sateen. at least 600 thread count. in cursive.
liezl: made by an 80 year old woman with arthritis.
tony: degenerative arthritis… and I give her no bayer or advil.
liezl: you’re an asshole.
tony: that’s how you get the best quality. trust me.
tony: medicine just makes them weak