Just watched the premier of Louie, which reminded me of this thing that happened last weekend.

On the way to work at the theatre, I noticed 3 motorcycles buzzing by me at well over 85-90+mph in the carpool lane. All were wearing shorts, 2 had women riding bitch. A MINUTE LATER, traffic comes to a halt. 

… then I see the smoke coming from the carpool lane. The white pick up truck in front of me stops and the guy runs to help a man laying on the floor about 50 feet to my right.

As I sat there trying to call 911, the guy’s motorcycle bursts into flames. Eventually a cop arrived, so I opted to go around the accident. Fortunately the large metal bonfire didn’t explode as I drove past it.