Junior (1994). Hello nightmare. Schwarzenegger plays a fertility drug research scientist whose project gets cut due to funding, but fellow scientist Uncle Frank Devito convinces him to become the first human test subject for their fertility drug called Expectain.

Initially, the experiment was not to carry to full term, but to prove the drug works. However they never discuss what was going to happen after those first couple weeks of pregnancy. Does the fetus just get absorbed into his chiseled abs after he stops taking the fertility drug? Is there an abortion? I need to know these things Devito.

AND, at one point, Emma Watson’s character makes light that she likes portly guys, because she was once attracted to her portly cousin. … what?

Also it blows my mind that this movie was released the same year as True Lies.