srsly u guise.
srsly.
Bruce Willis was dead the entire time.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
I am Iron Man.
NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN WERE SPARED
Ellen Page and JGL fall in love and have beautiful babies. (i wish)
Goose dies
mufasa dies.
the house ends up at paradise falls.
the burn book gets printed around the school.
He has multiple-personality disorder.
It was his sled.
And Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze.
IT’S PEOPLE. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE.
Not once did any of the characters wake up with boners.