in recapping my trip to Albuquerque to my new roommate

me: Wow… Albuquerque is a horrible place I can only describe as the Bakersfield of New Mexico. I found a used pregnancy test on a Walmart bathroom floor.
new roommate: Did the test show a plus sign and if so was there also a coat hanger on the floor nearby? Such great all-in-one convenience these Walmarts…