Future Sport. My Movies to the Death pick last night was epic, as you can tell just from the title of the movie.

The movie is set in 2025, and centers around a sport called “Futuresport” (a combination of basketball, baseball and hockey that uses hoverboards and rollerblades) created as a non-lethal way to reduce gang warfare. Tre Ramzey must save the world from Hawaiian Liberation Organization terrorists by winning in the game of futuresport.

Random thoughts:

• Wesley Snipes (aka Obike Fixx… YEAH, THAT’S HIS NAME AND HE’S JAMAICAN) appears throughout the movie, for no real reason, but he does take his sunglasses on and off a lot. Enough to make me believe this movie is sponsored by Oakley.

• PI Index Ratings are important in the future, Im pretty sure this is where Tumblr got the concept of Tumblarity.
• Dean Cain can coach a team by merely pointing and smiling at the camera for 10 minutes.
• Dean Cain could have been replaced with Mario Lopez and nothing would have been lost.
• I hate Dean Cain. 

(image via twinble)