Fast 5.

I was going to drive to Orange County to see this movie with friends in DBox seats, now I’m glad I didnt. It’s Oceans 11 with cars. Except you don’t really see cars. Just a lot of gear knobs and shifting.

Notes:

• I don’t want to visit Brazil.
• Vin & Walker go to that car meet up, and say something along the lines of “It feels good to be home.” in reference to some bare booty girls passing by. Hey Vin, you’re talking to the guy who’s boning your sister. 
• I want an animated gif of The Rock saying “Here’s what makes sense.” as he throws the file folder on the floor.
• That vault and vault wire cutting through a light pole like butter.

This movie was bad, but not bad enough for me to like it. Boooooo.