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… and this guy, who seemed extremely happy despite not wearing any pants and hosting every alphabetical strain of herpes, making him the super virus of animal venereal diseases.All in All, it was an good time seeing some old familiar faces and catching up, even if some did threaten to beat me to death and throw me in their trunk. I admit, I had a good laugh at the thought of Jon’s soft exfoliated womanly arms attempting to beat me with every inch of my life.
He then angrily insisted he wore long sleeves because the loft was cold and ran away to cry, wiping away his mascara stained face with the promotional Tumblr/Logitech shirt we were all given.
If you weren’t there, be glad, because as it turns out Jon’s diseases are so potent that they’ve become airborne and I’m reporting this from a free clinic in West Adams in hope that they can kick me some augmentin to combat the open sores I’ve developed on my face overnight.I hope they can see me soon because I’m really craving some Arby’s, but I’m guessing these gun shot victims have precedence over me.
Those are some very true facts you wrote about me Liezl!
SIDEBAR: Please be rest assured that the above text has not been altered, and is 100% true because lying is wrong.
Thanks for recognizing my truth telling skills Jon!