Drive Angry in 3D.

I saw the movie in an empty theater, so here are my live twitter notes.

• I want a guitar riff every time I get out of my car.
• I can do without a sex scene with Nick Cage, even if he is fully clothed. 
• The sex scene took a page out of AgentAsh’s life when the waitress had a pussy kicking orgasm.
• Our villain looks like Mystery.
• You’d think that the villain would have retired the sharp pointy pentagram necklace after the first time he was stabbed with it.
• Getting shot with the God Gun opens up a water portal in the sky that makes me think the Kool Aid man is God.