Back to our regularly scheduled programming of pictures of comedy, food and dogs. Hopefully. Thanks to everyone who sent me well wishes and positive thoughts. Seriously meant a lot since I have been a horrible nervous wreck today.

After a flurry of tests, my dad is okay. Wasn’t a stroke. However he’s still in the hospital until he sees a specialist to find out why he’s been nauseous & dizzy. Until then he’s holed up in the hospital until they give him the okay to be discharged.

In other news, know what you never want to hear from your mother, even if she didn’t intend it to be filthy, is a nurse and qualified to make such an assessment?

“I’ll discharge your father.”

(vomit)