Apparently it's all downhill from here...

boss 1:How's that weight gain going?
me:Going well, those pants that were pretty loose a couple weeks ago now fit me again.
boss 2:How long until your birthday again?
me:5 months... oh shit, your weight prophecy is coming true.
boss 2:you're going to have to invest in moomoos.
me:You're going to be SO jealous, you guys... I'm going to be so comfortable in the office.
boss 1:I'm pretty sure no one here is going to be jealous of that.