Any non-rapey individuals going snowboarding at Big Bear this season?

I* would drive, but I don’t have chains nor am I comfortable driving up to Big Bear on my own. I just need a ride up and back, no need to baby sit me, because I’m not great at snowboarding and I’m absolutely okay with being abandoned while you go do your thing**.

I will pay you in gas money and/or a single (1) hamburger of your choice.

*by I, I am referring to me, and/or Paul. However my request for non-rapey individuals is my own preference. Please feel free to rape Paul to your heart’s content.

**providing “your thing” isn’t rapey activities.