And now a word from our sponsor…

Last night my roommate’s white hoodie, had a tragic run in with a girl and her glass of red wine. Luckily Adam’s roommate Jackie had oxiclean on hand.

I’m happy to report that with a paste made of dishwashing soap, water, and oxiclean soaked overnight, the next day, the wine is completely lifted.

Everyone needs this stuff on hand. I’ve soaked white shirts in oxiclean and after a day or two of soaking, they’re magically revived to new, deodorant stains and all. (fuck you. you all have them).

I don’t care to understand the black magic behind it, I just know it works.