and it went something like this...

max:If you're a bad father, they'll end up in Playboy.
liezl:or Hustler, if you're a horrible father.
phi:or Barely Legal.
liezl:Almost Legal?
phi:no trust me, it's Barely Legal. I know this.
max:What??
phi:Business school was expensive. I went under the name Coco.
liezl:Coco LeRoq?
phi:Coco LeCoq.