After being a Yelp member for several years, I finally decided to go an Elite event. Even when my roommate decided to be a dick and flake out, I figured, fuck it, it was a couple miles away from me and there’s free food and booze.

Well I’m really glad I went. After they were done shaming me for not coming to an event sooner, I had a great time and met some really cool people.

How can I hate people who celebrate a good grilled cheese sandwich?